Thursday, May 21, 2009

My crazy, trippy dream


I once dreamed about dinosaurs and giant crabs tearing my house apart. The gigantic crab was terrifying! His pinchers were huge and could snap me in half with the blink of an eye. The wierd thing is that I just continued to ly on my couch. I didn't get up and even try to run away. The enormous crab just kept pinching at me while the Dinosaurs were tearing down my house around me until there was just the support beam holding my couch up. I remember looking around franticly, trying, hoping to find a way to escape this horrible tragedy. There was nothing. No hope, no possibilities. I was doomed! The last thing i remember is the crab winding up to swing at me and catch me between his snappers. I woke up and was glad it was just a dream. When i awoke though, i was lying on my side on my bed sideways and i lunged and smoked my god damn head on the wall. I had a goosebump for 3 days. Never again will i watch a documentry on crabs or lobsters.

$20


If I had $20 dollars to spend, and I had to buy ten different things with it, I could easily figure out what i would buy. First, i would buy a pack of smokes. Need my smokes. Which would cost $8. After obtaining my nicotine, I would head on over to the DOLLAR GIANT and go nuts! I would grab two chocolate bars, Mars and Coffee Crisp, then some socks, gum, and a balloon. Maybe a little cap gun and some caps. Since nothing is over a dollar at this store, I feel free and unlimited. Gotta love those wacky dollar stores. Not the ones that say they are a dollar store, then you walk in and barely anything is a dollar. DOLLAR GIANT is legit! Damn! So now I am left with $5, and two more things to buy. At this point I would jaunt on over to good ole Wallyworld. They have a McDonalds inside, so i would go get a Double Cheeseburger. Bringing me down to $3 and 41 cents. I would walk outside the front doors of the Wally Union, and there would probably be some guy asking for change. I would give my last bit of money to him and buy myself a good mood for the day.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Top 3 Internet Games







The internet is an enormous source for entertainment. Some people spend hours on end just sitting around, doing nothing and playing on the computer. The top 3 games on the internet are Freerider 2, the Helicopter game, and Funky Truck.


--->Freerider 2 is the sequel to Freerider. It is a biking game where you try to manuver your bike over obstacles. It is 2D but still very fun. It gets very, very addicting and hard to pull yourself away from. There is a wide variety of different courses to choose from and they are all made by people who play the game.
--->The Helicopter Game is a simple game where you click and hold the left click on the mouse in order to make the helicopter fly. You have to control the helicopter and dodge obstacles. The game is so straight forward, but yet it is so intriguing and sucks you in to play it.
--->Funky Truck is close to the same idea as Freerider, but it is with a truck instead of a bike and the courses are different. You can modify your truck by making the wheels bigger or smaller, as well as the body style is changable too. There are dirt courses, as well as grass courses.


Friday, May 1, 2009

Dazed And Confused


'Dazed And Confused' is an incredible, classic movie. It is set in 1976 on the last day of high school in a small town in Texas. The seniors run around trying to give the freshman a rough time. Everybody is partying and having a good time. The movie has a hefty cast, including Matthew McConaughey, Jason London, Rory Cochrane, Adam Goldburg and Ben Affleck. Its a good movie and storyline for teenagers and young adults as well. Cleverly written and masterfully put together, 'Dazed And Confused' is a cinema people can watch over and over again because it never gets old. The characters keep it interesting and drag you in to the story.